24 exciting blades!

- Blade 1 hits the hair.

- Blade 2 caresses the hair.

- Blade 3 mercilessly teases the hair.

- Blade 4 tells Blade 3 to shut up and show the hair more compassion.

- Blade 5 agrees with Blade 4 and repimands Blade 3.

- From Blades 6 to 21 all hell breaks loose with discussions about whether. or not Blades 4 and 5 were right to 'have a go' at Blade 3 and whether, or not the hair has a soul, if it feels pain, and whether, or not the hair will go to 'hair heaven'

- Blade 22 calls for silence and reminds them that they have a job to do.

- Blade 23 counsels the hair in preparation for it's imment death and reassures the hair that there almost certainly probably is a hair heaven where there will be rivers or Pantene Pro-V' shampoo flowing into lakes of conditoner then onward into oceans of hair tonic, all over shadowed by hills and mountains of styling moose and other top quality hair products that have not been tested on animals.

- Blade 24 cuts the hair with brutal efficiency.

A deathly silence falls. The sun turns black, the moon turns red. The earth is scorched. Rivers and oceans boil and pestilence savages the land until man exists no more.